Hilarious! The best one for me was "Honey, can you clean out my yarn stash for me? Just throw away whatever you think I don't need." No knitter would EVER say something like that.
A couple I might add:
- I love finding cat hair in my yarn. It's like my cat is part of my knitting now.
- Qiviut isn't that expensive.
- I'm tired of knitting in my favorite colors. Got anything in neon orange?
- Uggh, Ravelry is such a waste of time!
- Knitting is boring. I think I'll take up crochet instead.
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